Author Archives: Jumpin' Jack Cash

About Jumpin' Jack Cash

Deep connections are the most important aspect of my existence. I don’t care if people don’t know what they want. I love books. I’m cynical of love stories, although I’m romantic. I adore gardens. I like women who challenge me. I love the rain as an excuse to stay inside and dream. I'm furiously impatient. If I ask you a question best to tell me the truth as I'm likely to already know the answer. I'm a carnivore. I continuously underestimate the magic of fresh flowers in my home. I love warm rain in the summer. My mood elevates to epic proportions when the sun shines. Tell me not to do something and I'll do it twice and take photos. Running is my antidepressant. I loathe lies. I rarely forgive a lie. Loyalty and honesty are my most noble virtues, and I value them more than anything in other people. I love to love, and am able to fall in love very quickly, although it's only ever happened once. I understood myself and fixed myself only after destroying myself. My greatest excitement comes from deliberately getting lost in foreign cities. I can be extremely loud and frighteningly silent. I hate insinuations. I love storms. Justice for all. I'm a proud man, but welcome the influence of the feminine soul. I have two sisters. I’m a dreamer. I’m a deep thinker. Don’t deal with guilt trips or drama that well. I'm extremely stubborn and persistent. I'm brilliant at keeping secrets. I love driving. I become absolutely and completely lost while watching a burning fire. When the toast pops from the toaster I’m never ready and shit myself. I play the guitar, but require much improvement. Solitude and warmth of the sun are perfect together. I’ve been married once and now divorced. I’m a music junkie. Chocolate mousse is the shit. I curse too much. I find it difficult to make friends. I spent four years as a firefighter. I’ve run my own company since 1991. Bright lights, big cities. I’ve been an executive producer of a feature film. Some people don’t care, and that’s the biggest let-down of the human race. There are cures and solutions for many evils, but no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. The sound of the Italian language being spoken is as good as my favourite music. I hate corrupt cops. I relentlessly and passionately pursue anybody and anything that sets my soul on fire. I'm a dog lover, and all my dogs are considered family members. I have an obsession with photography. I have some close friends who are household names, but shall always remain anonymous. I’m crazy but not lazy. Losing a soulmate has hurt me badly. My two young sons are the nucleus of my universe. I love airports. I love freedom. If you are dishonest or disloyal, I can erase you from my life and memory immediately and permanently. I yearn to explore, dream about and discover as many friendships, deep connections and places, one possibly can in a lifetime.

Man Recalls Horror At Being Carjacked In Daylight At Southland Shopping Centre

October 4th, 2016 A man has told of his terror at being forced from his car by three men at a busy suburban shopping centre car park on Monday afternoon. Monash University graduate and part-time tutor, Ben van Mierlo, 21, had driven to … Continue reading

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Former Whittlesea Mayor John Fry Arrested And Charged With Criminal Damage

October 14th, 2016 Former Whittlesea Council mayor John Fry is handcuffed on the ground. Picture: Facebook UPDATE: A councillor standing for re-election in Melbourne’s north says he will continue to campaign despite being charged over allegedly defacing election posters. John … Continue reading

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George Marrogi Charged And Remanded In Custody Over Campbellfield Shooting Murder

September 28th, 2016 A man has been charged with one count of murder, over a fatal daylight shooting inside a busy shopping centre car park in Melbourne’s north on Monday. George Marrogi, 27, appeared before a bail justice about 11.30pm on … Continue reading

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Man Charged Over Execution Murder At Campbellfield Plaza Carpark

September 28th, 2016 Man charged with murder following the daylight execution of another man at a northern suburbs car-park has been remanded in custody until early next year. Homicide detectives arrested George Marrogi, 27, yesterday amid fears that a northern suburbs … Continue reading

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Brainless Jack-Off Teenager Threatens To Kill Couple With Fake Gun In Craigieburn

October 15th, 2016 A 16-year-old who allegedly threatened to kill a couple while holding a fake gun in Melbourne’s north on Friday has been charged and is due to face a Children’s Court. The Fawkner Embona Taskforce, which was set-up … Continue reading

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Stabbing At Noble Park Grand Final Party

October 13th, 2016 A party guest was stabbed in the chest, stomach and leg in an unprovoked attack outside a Grand Final weekend gathering in Melbourne’s southeast. The victim, 24 from Berwick, fell to the ground while he and his friend … Continue reading

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Witnesses Won’t Talk About Unprovoked Noble Park Stabbing

October 13th, 2016 Frustrated detectives say dozens of witnesses are staying silent over a stabbing that nearly claimed a young man’s life in Melbourne’s south-east. The 24-year-old man was nearly killed after being set upon outside the venue of a … Continue reading

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Victoria Police Want To Fly To The Vatican To Interview Cardinal George Pell Over Numerous Child Abuse Allegations

February 20th, 2016 Police want to fly to Vatican City to interview Cardinal George Pell who allegedly sexually abused up to 10 minors between 1978 and 2001, it has been reported. According to the Herald Sun the detectives involved in … Continue reading

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Killer Of Sydney Underworld Figure Walid ‘Wally’ Ahmad Crosses The Border Into Victoria

April 30th, 2016 The search for the shooter who gunned down convicted killer Walid ‘Wally’ Ahmad and injured two bystanders has spread to another state. Police investigating Friday’s shooting in Bankstown, Sydney, have shifted focus to an abandoned vehicle found … Continue reading

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Andrew William Lee Charged With Murder Over Coward-Punch Death

April 19th, 2016 The man charged with the murder of Melbourne teenager Patrick Cronin “declined to comment” in an interview to police after his arrest. Diamond Creek man Andrew William Lee, 33, briefly faced an out-of-sessions court hearing at the … Continue reading

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