Author Archives: Jumpin' Jack Cash

About Jumpin' Jack Cash

Deep connections are the most important aspect of my existence. I don’t care if people don’t know what they want. I love books. I’m cynical of love stories, although I’m romantic. I adore gardens. I like women who challenge me. I love the rain as an excuse to stay inside and dream. I'm furiously impatient. If I ask you a question best to tell me the truth as I'm likely to already know the answer. I'm a carnivore. I continuously underestimate the magic of fresh flowers in my home. I love warm rain in the summer. My mood elevates to epic proportions when the sun shines. Tell me not to do something and I'll do it twice and take photos. Running is my antidepressant. I loathe lies. I rarely forgive a lie. Loyalty and honesty are my most noble virtues, and I value them more than anything in other people. I love to love, and am able to fall in love very quickly, although it's only ever happened once. I understood myself and fixed myself only after destroying myself. My greatest excitement comes from deliberately getting lost in foreign cities. I can be extremely loud and frighteningly silent. I hate insinuations. I love storms. Justice for all. I'm a proud man, but welcome the influence of the feminine soul. I have two sisters. I’m a dreamer. I’m a deep thinker. Don’t deal with guilt trips or drama that well. I'm extremely stubborn and persistent. I'm brilliant at keeping secrets. I love driving. I become absolutely and completely lost while watching a burning fire. When the toast pops from the toaster I’m never ready and shit myself. I play the guitar, but require much improvement. Solitude and warmth of the sun are perfect together. I’ve been married once and now divorced. I’m a music junkie. Chocolate mousse is the shit. I curse too much. I find it difficult to make friends. I spent four years as a firefighter. I’ve run my own company since 1991. Bright lights, big cities. I’ve been an executive producer of a feature film. Some people don’t care, and that’s the biggest let-down of the human race. There are cures and solutions for many evils, but no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. The sound of the Italian language being spoken is as good as my favourite music. I hate corrupt cops. I relentlessly and passionately pursue anybody and anything that sets my soul on fire. I'm a dog lover, and all my dogs are considered family members. I have an obsession with photography. I have some close friends who are household names, but shall always remain anonymous. I’m crazy but not lazy. Losing a soulmate has hurt me badly. My two young sons are the nucleus of my universe. I love airports. I love freedom. If you are dishonest or disloyal, I can erase you from my life and memory immediately and permanently. I yearn to explore, dream about and discover as many friendships, deep connections and places, one possibly can in a lifetime.

The Guy Who Chases Crooks: Inside The Victoria Police Purana Taskforce

March 11, 2016 It was 20 years ago when a young homicide detective learned a bitter lesson about gangsters, murders and the consequences of cutting corners. Which is you can never go off half-cocked at a cocky crook, particularly one … Continue reading

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Rogerson’s Corrupt Web Of Darkness

June 18th, 2016 With Roger Rogerson safely behind bars with his reputation destroyed beyond defamation, his secret connections with Victorian criminals and corrupt police have come under new scrutiny. Rogerson has always been blamed in underworld and police circles for heading … Continue reading

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Murdered Man Had Been Stabbed And Drugged And Suffered A Prolonged Death

October 5th, 2016 A man whose charred body was found in a suitcase in a Sydney reserve endured a lingering death, a jury has been told. Dr Rianie Van Vuuren said an autopsy could not determine the cause of Dane … Continue reading

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Police Officer’s Heart broken After Giving CPR To Toddler Thrown From Bridge

February 23rd, 2016 The brutal murder of a young girl at the hands of her father in 2009 still haunts a police officer who was one of the first on the scene. Police officer, Colleen Spiteri, 43, has launched legal … Continue reading

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Speeding Jet Ski Rider Strikes And Kills Swimmer

May 8th, 2015 A jet ski driver who was speeding in an exclusion zone off Port Melbourne when he struck and killed a swimmer was “fanging” the machine, a witness told police. The County Court also heard on Friday that other witnesses … Continue reading

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Motorcycle Crash Baffles Police

April 28th, 2016 Police are searching for the rider of a badly damaged motorcycle that was involved in a serious crash on a highway. A passer-by alerted police after coming across the scene on the Hume Freeway near Longwood, in … Continue reading

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The Pain Of Protesting

May 29th, 2016 A photograph taken during a wild brawl between anti-Islam and anti-racism protesters shows a demonstrator who appears to be suffering the after-effect of being pepper sprayed. The picture was taken after police were called in to control … Continue reading

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Dumbass Car Thief Leaves Mobile Phone In Dumped Car

May 17th, 2016 A man who stole a car from a Melbourne garage earlier this month may have left behind the best clue police could hope for – a photo of himself. On May 1st, a red Alfa Romeo was … Continue reading

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Car Jacking In Cheltenham

October 3rd, 2016 Kingston Crime Investigation Unit detectives are appealing for public assistance following two car thefts today. A white Toyota Hilux ute was stolen from Dingley Village early this morning. The ute was driven to a shopping centre carpark … Continue reading

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Man’s Body Located In Sunbury

October 3rd, 2016 Police are investigating after the body of a man was located in his house in Sunbury this afternoon. The 53-year-old man was located deceased in his home on Collins Street by his adult daughter about 3.30pm. The … Continue reading

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